(Source: iliketrainsandbowie)
its starting
Damn
excuse me did you say florida
welp i’m out
Of fucking course it’s Florida.
Why is it always Florida?
Oh good.
I’m guessing it’s always Florida because it’s basically closer to hell itself or?
My god…A SATURDAY!!!
(Source: telltalespider)
Problems of teenagers.
- most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
- me: why can't I untangle these earphones
SO MUCH WIN FOR THIS GUY!!!
usually don’t agree with anyone at FoxNews, but God this is awesome…
always reblog
(Source: dontgetcomfortable)
- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
- MY GOD...
BLESS THIS POST.
bless everything about this.
AMEN
(Source: dancinginmyrevelation)
oh my god i can’t breath
can someone do this for me plz i’ll promo u xoxo
i want a pizza too
buy me pizza pls i hunger
PAHAHAHAHAHAHA…pizza?
(Source: danimansutti)
Reblog if you would rather be……
timeywimeyconsultinghufflepuff:
At Hogwarts:
In the Tardis:
In the Shire:
In the Impala:
In 221B Baker Street:
In Camelot:
In the Pokemon world
At Avengers Mansion:
In Storybrooke:
The Warehouse:
The Jeffersonian:
Dalton Academy:
Narnia:
(Source: hogwartsbattle98)
